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- The doctor told a patient that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. After 300 days, the patient called the doctor to report he had lost weight, but he had a problem.
Doctor : ‘What is the problem?’
Patient : ‘I am 2400 kms. from home.’ - Patient:Doctor I Have Big Problem,I Can’t See After I Close My Eyes.
I Don’t Feel Hungry After Having Food.
I Can’t Sleep Until I Awake.
Doctor:Ohh… These Are Really Serious Symptoms.Go And Take Sun Bath Every Night….everything Will Be Fine.. - Patient: Doctor, aapko yakeen hai ki mujhe Nimonia (pneumonia) hai, kyunki picchle dino ek doctor mere friend ka Namoonia ka ilaaj karta raha aur woh Typhoid se mar gaya…
Doctor: Haan! Mujhe pura yaqeen hai ki tu nimonia se hi marega. - Ek admi Dr. Se-
Aap Parchi Me Aisa Kya Likhte Ho
jo Sirf Medical Store Wale Ko Hi Samajh Me aata haiDr.: main likhta hu….
“Maine Loot Liya Hai Tu Bhi Loot Le..” - A Cute Nurse came 4 the interview.
Doctor: What salary do U expect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Doctor was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With Pleasure its 25,000. - A man to doctor:
Is there any medicine for long life..?
Doctor: Get married..!!
Man: Will it help ?
Doctor: No, but it will avoid such thoughts!! - Patient: I keep feeling like a Dog.
Doctor: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Since l was a puppy. - Lady Patient: Doctor! Please call my husband inside.
Doctor: Trust me, I’m a Gentleman.
Lady: No Doctor, Your Nurse is sitting outside & my husband is not a Gentleman…. - Doctor: you are looking like my third wife..
Lady: How many wives are you having
Doctor: two…!!
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