Pathan SMS

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Pathan-SMS

  • – What does Pathan do …
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    when he has one white sheet ..
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    and wants an extra sheet???
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    – He makes a photocopy..
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    of the white sheet. lolx wats a mind

  • Pathan ka ek jumlay ne photo grapher

    ko pagal ker diya:
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    Yara passport size photo banana lekin hamara

    peshawri chappal lazmi aana chaye

  • Pathan to boss: Sir aaj hamara mood acha nahi Hai,

    Hum aaj office nahi Aa sakta.

    Boss: Jab mera mood off hota Hai to

    main apni Biwi ko dekhta hoon

    jis se mera mood theek ho jata Hai, Tum bhi aesa he Karo.

    2 Ghantay baad Pathan: Boss hamara mood ab acha Hai,

    Aap ka Biwi to waqai kamal ka Hai.

  • PHATAN GHALTI SY SAMANDER ME GIR GIA .
    DHOBTE DHOBTE US K HATH ME MACHLI AA GAI.
    USAY PAKER KER BAHIR PHENKA OR KAHA
    JAO TUM TU APNA JAAN BACHAO …
    HAMARA ALLAH MALIK HAI.
  • Pathan: Girl sey I love u <3 <3
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    Larki:tameez sey baat kro…

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    Pathan: “BISMILLAH
    ERAHMAN ERAHEEM”

    I love u…. lolx
    hahahahahaha

  • Eik Pathan ko har bat mei

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    ”TERA BHAI” kehney ki adat thee…

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    wo shadi k bad apneY bedroom mey gaya…

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    or dulhan ka ghoonghat utha k bola:-
    “Kesa lag raha hay
    TERA BHAI.”

  • Boss: Tumhain 15 Din ki Chuti kiyo chahiye?

    Pathan: Cousin ka Shadi hy

    Boss: Cousin ki Shadi mein 15 Chuttiyan kuin?

    Pathan: (Sharma k) Cousin ka Shadi Ham sae ho raha hai.

  • Pathan ke biwi: aj hum ne special khana bunya hai

    Jis ko kha ke ap khushi se pagal ho jaye ge.

    Pathan: Begum aisa kiy pakya hai?

    Begum: Naswar ke kofte

  • Pathan to Doctor

    Awaaz sunayi daiti hai laikin admi dikhayi nahn daita

    Doctor: Aisa kb hota hai

    Pathan: Phone krty waqt

  • Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai

    A Man Jumped into Water & Did not Come Out

    Another Man Jumped into Water & Did not Come Out

    A Pathan Scientist Was Watching & Concluded

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