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• – What does Pathan do …
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  when he has one white sheet ..
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  and wants an extra sheet???
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  – He makes a photocopy..
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  of the white sheet. lolx wats a mind

• Pathan ka ek jumlay ne photo grapher

  ko pagal ker diya:
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  Yara passport size photo banana lekin hamara

  peshawri chappal lazmi aana chaye

• Pathan to boss: Sir aaj hamara mood acha nahi Hai,

  Hum aaj office nahi Aa sakta.

  Boss: Jab mera mood off hota Hai to

  main apni Biwi ko dekhta hoon

  jis se mera mood theek ho jata Hai, Tum bhi aesa he Karo.

  2 Ghantay baad Pathan: Boss hamara mood ab acha Hai,

  Aap ka Biwi to waqai kamal ka Hai.

• PHATAN GHALTI SY SAMANDER ME GIR GIA .
  DHOBTE DHOBTE US K HATH ME MACHLI AA GAI.
  USAY PAKER KER BAHIR PHENKA OR KAHA
  JAO TUM TU APNA JAAN BACHAO …
  HAMARA ALLAH MALIK HAI.
• Pathan: Girl sey I love u <3 <3
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  Larki:tameez sey baat kro…

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  Pathan: “BISMILLAH
  ERAHMAN ERAHEEM”

  I love u…. lolx
  hahahahahaha

• Eik Pathan ko har bat mei

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  ”TERA BHAI” kehney ki adat thee…

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  wo shadi k bad apneY bedroom mey gaya…

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  or dulhan ka ghoonghat utha k bola:-
  “Kesa lag raha hay
  TERA BHAI.”

• Boss: Tumhain 15 Din ki Chuti kiyo chahiye?

  Pathan: Cousin ka Shadi hy

  Boss: Cousin ki Shadi mein 15 Chuttiyan kuin?

  Pathan: (Sharma k) Cousin ka Shadi Ham sae ho raha hai.

• Pathan ke biwi: aj hum ne special khana bunya hai

  Jis ko kha ke ap khushi se pagal ho jaye ge.

  Pathan: Begum aisa kiy pakya hai?

  Begum: Naswar ke kofte

• Pathan to Doctor

  Awaaz sunayi daiti hai laikin admi dikhayi nahn daita

  Doctor: Aisa kb hota hai

  Pathan: Phone krty waqt

• Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai

  A Man Jumped into Water & Did not Come Out

  Another Man Jumped into Water & Did not Come Out

  A Pathan Scientist Was Watching & Concluded