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- – What does Pathan do …
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when he has one white sheet ..
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and wants an extra sheet???
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.– He makes a photocopy..
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of the white sheet. lolx wats a mind
- Pathan ka ek jumlay ne photo grapher
ko pagal ker diya:
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Yara passport size photo banana lekin hamarapeshawri chappal lazmi aana chaye
- Pathan to boss: Sir aaj hamara mood acha nahi Hai,
Hum aaj office nahi Aa sakta.
Boss: Jab mera mood off hota Hai to
main apni Biwi ko dekhta hoon
jis se mera mood theek ho jata Hai, Tum bhi aesa he Karo.
2 Ghantay baad Pathan: Boss hamara mood ab acha Hai,
Aap ka Biwi to waqai kamal ka Hai.
- PHATAN GHALTI SY SAMANDER ME GIR GIA .
DHOBTE DHOBTE US K HATH ME MACHLI AA GAI.
USAY PAKER KER BAHIR PHENKA OR KAHA
JAO TUM TU APNA JAAN BACHAO …
HAMARA ALLAH MALIK HAI. - Pathan: Girl sey I love u <3 <3
.Larki:tameez sey baat kro…
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Pathan: “BISMILLAH
ERAHMAN ERAHEEM”I love u….
lolx
hahahahahaha - Eik Pathan ko har bat mei
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”TERA BHAI” kehney ki adat thee…
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wo shadi k bad apneY bedroom mey gaya….
or dulhan ka ghoonghat utha k bola:-
“Kesa lag raha hay
TERA BHAI.”
- Boss: Tumhain 15 Din ki Chuti kiyo chahiye?
Pathan: Cousin ka Shadi hy
Boss: Cousin ki Shadi mein 15 Chuttiyan kuin?
Pathan: (Sharma k) Cousin ka Shadi Ham sae ho raha hai.
- Pathan ke biwi: aj hum ne special khana bunya hai
Jis ko kha ke ap khushi se pagal ho jaye ge.
Pathan: Begum aisa kiy pakya hai?
Begum: Naswar ke kofte
- Pathan to Doctor
Awaaz sunayi daiti hai laikin admi dikhayi nahn daita
Doctor: Aisa kb hota hai
Pathan: Phone krty waqt
- Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai
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