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- When a girl falls down
She is helped by so
Many people
But
When a boy falls down
Everybody laughsWhen a girl licks
Her lips
She is thirsty
When boy licks
His lips
He is tharkiWhen a girl smiles
She is considered cute
When a boy smiles
He is flirtStill people say
This is men’s world - ab aaogii to khoyaa huaa paaogii mujhe
merii tanhaaii meN KhwaaboN ke sivaa kuchh bhii nahiiN
mere kamre ko sajaane kii tamanna hai tumheN
mere kamre meN kitaaboN ke sivaa kuchh bhii nahiiN
in kitaaboN ne baDa zulm kiyaa hai mujh par
in-men ek ramz hai jismeN ramz kaa maaraa huaa zehen
muZda-e-ishrat anjaam nahiiN paa saktaa
zindagii meN kabhii aaraam nahiiN paa saktaa
- Women are more patient, more tolerant than men. Men are very impatient and very intolerant. Women are less violent than men. Women don’t commit murders; it is the man who commits murders, who wages crusades, who is always getting ready for war, who invents all kinds of deadly weapons – atomic bombs, nuclear weapons. The woman is completely out of this whole game of death.
- Every woman deserves a man who loves and respects her…and every man deserves a woman who appreciates his efforts.
- When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It’s a whole different way of thinking.
- God made man stronger but not necessarily more intelligent. He gave women intuition and femininity. And, used properly, that combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I’ve ever met.
- It is the woman who chooses the man who will choose her.
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