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- I like 3 friends, Sun – Moon – & You.
Sun – For the day time.
Moon – For the night time.
You – For the lifetime 🙂
- Whenever you feel that nobody wants to listen to you, then give a try to start talking toYou will find HIM attentive all the time… 🙂
- Always start your day with a lot of… S E XS – SMILE
E – ENERGY
X – XCITEMENTSo make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.
- A lot of trouble in the world will disappear,
If everyone learn to talk to each,
Instead of talking about each other…!!!
- Sardar Was Awarded 2010 Nobel Prize For His New “Theory Of Motion”
Which States: “Loose Motion Can Never Be Done In Slow Motion.” 😀
- She Stole My Heart
Therefore I am Planing For Revenge,
Am Going To Steal Her Last Name… 🙂
- Interviewer: What is SKELETON?
Sardar: Sir, Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!! - Wonderful Combinations in this world…
Heart & Beats,
Night & Moon,
Music & Songs,
Roses & Love,
Fish & water,My message & Your SMILE 🙂
- Its hard to sleep when you know how BURDENED your mind is.Its even harder going to sleep when you know there is
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Left over PIZZA in the fridge 😀
- Don’t expect too much of Christmas Day.
You can’t crowd into it any arrears of unselfishness and kindliness
that may have accrued during the past twelve months.
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