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- How do I react when I see
someone extremely smart?
I stare and stare and stare &
I smile & smile & when I get tired,
then I put the mirror down.
- Lab work
Experiment no: 1
Aim: to disturb you.
Apparatus: mobile.
Procedure: 1) missed call. 2) Blank message. 3) Repeat 1& 2.
Result: you are disturbed.
Effect: I am happy.
- Wife to husband: how many girl friends do you have before marriage?
Husband: remains silent.
Wife: what is the meaning for the silence?
Husband: don’t disturb while counting.
- Santa-What Is Difference
Between COFFEE Shop & WINE
Shop?
Banta-COFFEE Shop Is The
Starting Point Of LOVE & WINE
Shop Is Last Point Of LOVE
- 2 MEN TALKING
1st:
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry2nd:
Strange,
I am taking divorce for same reasons!
- Someone Asked Shakespeare:
“U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?”He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
“A Week Has 7 Days;
Can U Say Which Day Is Younger,
Either Sunday Or Saturday ??So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age”
Love Has No Age.-MORAL:
Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys
- Little johnny: Mam,will you punish me
for something that I didn’t do ?Teacher : Not at all.
Little johnny : That’s good.
Actually i didn’t do my homework!
- Dad to son: when I beat you how do you control your anger?
Son: I start cleaning toilet.
Dad: how does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean with your tooth brush.
- Sorry for disturbing you at this time…
if you are free now…
if you in good mood now….
if you have no work…
then please delete this message.
- Santa-What Is Difference
Between COFFEE Shop & WINE
Shop?
Banta-COFFEE Shop Is The
Starting Point Of LOVE & WINE
Shop Is Last Point Of LOVE
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