Laughter SMS

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• How do I react when I see
  someone extremely smart?
  I stare and stare and stare &
  I smile & smile & when I get tired,
  then I put the mirror down.

• Lab work
  Experiment no: 1
  Aim: to disturb you.
  Apparatus: mobile.
  Procedure: 1) missed call. 2) Blank message. 3) Repeat 1& 2.
  Result: you are disturbed.
  Effect: I am happy.

• Wife to husband: how many girl friends do you have before marriage?
  Husband: remains silent.
  Wife: what is the meaning for the silence?
  Husband: don’t disturb while counting.

• Santa-What Is Difference
  Between COFFEE Shop & WINE
  Shop?
  Banta-COFFEE Shop Is The
  Starting Point Of LOVE & WINE
  Shop Is Last Point Of LOVE

• 2 MEN TALKING

  1st:
  I am getting married because
  I am tired of eating out,
  cleaning house & doing laundry

  2nd:
  Strange,
  I am taking divorce for same reasons!

• Someone Asked Shakespeare:
  “U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?”

  He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
  “A Week Has 7 Days;
  Can U Say Which Day Is Younger,
  Either Sunday Or Saturday ??

  So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age”
  Love Has No Age.

  -MORAL:
  Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys

• Little johnny: Mam,will you punish me
  for something that I didn’t do ?

  Teacher : Not at all.

  Little johnny : That’s good.
  Actually i didn’t do my homework!

• Dad to son: when I beat you how do you control your anger?
  Son: I start cleaning toilet.
  Dad: how does that satisfy you?
  Son: I clean with your tooth brush.

• Sorry for disturbing you at this time…
  if you are free now…
  if you in good mood now….
  if you have no work…
  then please delete this message.

• Santa-What Is Difference
  Between COFFEE Shop & WINE
  Shop?
  Banta-COFFEE Shop Is The
  Starting Point Of LOVE & WINE
  Shop Is Last Point Of LOVE